Swim Poll!
Regarding me and large bodies of water...
I would drown.
1 (8.3%)
I would not drown. I know how to swim just enough to save my own life.
4 (33.3%)
I do okay. Nothing fancy.
3 (25.0%)
I swim pretty well.
3 (25.0%)
Gee, I'm a swell simmer! Watch!
0 (0.0%)
I swim/have swum competitively.
1 (8.3%)
Are you kidding? I am/was a lifeguard.
0 (0.0%)
Swimming lessons?
I have never had a lesson.
2 (16.7%)
I had lessons as a kid.
10 (83.3%)
I had lessons as an adult.
0 (0.0%)
I teach/have taught swimming to others!
0 (0.0%)
I was taught by...
No one. No one loves me.
0 (0.0%)
I don't recall how I ever learned.
0 (0.0%)
I taught myself.
3 (25.0%)
Someone threw me into the deep end and that was that.
0 (0.0%)
My parents.
0 (0.0%)
Another relative/friend.
2 (16.7%)
An instructor.
7 (58.3%)
A cute lifeguard.
0 (0.0%)
Flipper.
0 (0.0%)
My interest in swimming is...
None. It's wet.
3 (25.0%)
I can take it or leave it. Mostly for hot days.
4 (33.3%)
Swimming is good times for safety, fitness and recreation.
4 (33.3%)
I'd love to learn/currently practice synchrnoized swimming!
0 (0.0%)
I'd love to/currently swim/have swum competitively.
0 (0.0%)
I am taking/plan to take lessons one day.
0 (0.0%)
I watch/plan to watch silly instructions vids on teaching yourself to swim and go to a pool and do a crummy backstroke while the lifeguards point and laugh!
1 (8.3%)